There shouldn’t be a typical midseason trailer for Vanderpump Rules because this hasn’t been a typical season. Tom Sandoval’s affair with Raquel Leviss, which lasted for seven months, and his messy breakup with his soulmate and the group’s No. 1 girl, Ariana Madix, threw a wrench into what had been a return-to-form season as the divorce between Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz played out.
The trailer now seems less like a Bravo show and more like a high-end drama. It’s as if the characters from Game of Thrones or Succession settled in West Hollywood. The trailer raises as many questions as it does answers, much like Game of Thrones.
To begin with: what are we seeing? As a result of the Scandoval scandal, Bravo decided to keep filming for an additional two weeks after the season had ended.
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Episodes closer to the season’s conclusion will likely be remade entirely to display the new narrative lines we’ll get and build up the two weeks we get of the aftermath. Still, production did not re-edit already “locked” episodes, including the last two and at least the next many.
Let’s hope to Andy Cohen, our Dark Lord and Savior, that the trailer for the middle of the season doesn’t indicate that there will be only 14 episodes.
With the clock ticking away in the background, the pressing issue in viewing this movie is determining what occurred B.S. (before Scandoval) and what occurred A.S. (after Scandoval). It’s unlikely that Schwartz would keep up the charade of dating Raquel after discovering Sandoval’s true intentions, therefore I think everything about them kissing and appearing to be an item is a load of hooey.
Scheana’s claims that Raquel is the group’s “home-wrecker” are also unconvincing, since it is obvious that she was kidding when she said as much, and not that she had assaulted Raquel because she was screwing with Ariana.
However, I don’t think Katie means Sandoval and Raquel when she says, “I want to light them both on fire;” she means Schwartz and Raquel. Lala and Ally having a conversation on a boat are very implausible, as is James Kennedy‘s claim that someone (I’m assuming Schwartz) wants to “f*ck Raquel.”
Since Schwartz & Sandy’s was operating before There’s Something About Her Sandwiches, it seems reasonable to assume that Schwartz’s concerns about Katie and Ariana opening their sandwich shop while sitting on the same couch on which he discussed open relationships were also baseless.
As Raquel is said to have filmed only one scene since the cameras were up, I’m going to presume that when she says, “I’m not ashamed of our relationship,” she means her and Schwartz.
There is a lot more mystery than that, though; for example, who is the nerdy tiny guy Katie talks to at parties and then spends time with afterward? Can anyone identify the mystery man Ariana is seen playing with while completely nude in the pool? Is Lala referring to Tom and Raquel, or Tom and Raquel, when she states that two people were sighted at the Abbey? Ugh! I don’t see why they don’t have more famous people on here.
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But what exactly is A.S.? What’s up with bucket-hatted Scheana weeping? Ariana has a nervous breakdown in front of Tom at their Valley Village house, A.S. Without a doubt, A.S. What are Tom and Ariana discussing when they complain about their lack of s*xual encounters? I’d want to think that’s just a bunch of nonsense, but it sounds plausible to me.
The clincher is Ariana’s final-second declaration that she wishes Sandoval were dead. Yeah, honey, it doesn’t get any more absurd than this. And, how does Ariana deliver that line? Damn. The word is out: Vanderpump Rules, Season 7 is the new prestige drama on television.
